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Investors’ Business Daily (IBD), which used to be a real newspaper writing about real things, featured a hard hitting piece of journalism today discussing the Obama family’s scandalous White House Holiday decorations. “Amazing how a reelection can reshape an incumbent’s thinking about many things” the newspaper told us of President-for-Life Obama “Now safely ensconced in the White House for 49 more months, the Obamas have decorated the place with 54 Christmas trees this year.”

IBD, which again is a newspaper that important money folks read, speculated that there might be a connection between the lavish tree-massacre being celebrated at the White House and Obama’s intellectual best friend, Joseph Stalin. “The Obamas’ 54 trees this year are almost 50% more Christmas trees than  last year. That was during the campaign before Obama whispered a reminder to the  Russians that he had to be careful until Nov. 6, when a victory would give him more ‘flexibility.'” Decorated in red no doubt, the trees will be a welcome reminder of the great forests of Siberia when Obama invites the International Workers Party Congress to live in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, as IBD expects him to do later this month.

Of course, what the President’s Christmas trees have anything to do with IBD‘s usual focus on financial news is beyond me. Is the outlay of federal funds on pine trees contributing to our national debt perhaps? Good luck cutting that one in the Fiscal Cliff negotiations; as you know Republicans are only okay with the government spending money on war and (preferably Jesus-focused) Christmas decorations. Why do you think Bill O’Reilly likes discussing the War on Christmas so much???

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 3, 2012 at 4:46 pm

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