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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0148c682db6a970c-300wi

Meow! Yesterday we learned that not only is he the Senate Minority Leader, but Sen. Mitch McConnell is also the most popular girl in the high school cafeteria! Ugh I bet he smokes cigarettes and gives handies to the football team behind the bleachers too.

Apparently at a briefing yesterday given by Treastury Secretary Tim Geither on the Obama Administration’s proposal to avert the fiscal cliff, McConnell “burst into laughter.” McConnell told reporters that although he laughed “he wasn’t trying to embarrass Geithner…(he was) only responding candidly to (the Administration’s) one-sided plan, explicit on tax increases, vague on spending cuts.” Oh Mitch, you’re so cool. I bet you also laughed, tossed back your hair, and asked Sec. Geithner if he was wearing that hideous necktie as like, a hilarious joke or something OMG.

Frankly, I’m not sure I buy that this event actually took place. For one thing, is Mitch McConnell physically capable of producing human laughter? I mean, I’m sure he can wheeze and chortle at the sight of, say, a single mother trying to lobby her Congressman or a Democrat trying in vain to recite the Pledge of Allegiance like a real American, but I’m not positive actual laughter is an expression of joy that the Minority Leader is able making.

This will require more study…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 30, 2012 at 9:44 am

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