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Isaac takes on Romney

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And here I thought Joe Biden and Chris Matthews were the biggest blowhards trying to take down Romney! Well it turns out I’m wrong, as Hurricane Isaac chugs its way towards New Orleans (just in time for the 7th anniversary of Katrina) and screwing up the schedule of Republican National Convention.

Now I don’t want to make light of a dangerous storm, but I will say that if Romney has to go up against a hurricane he’s not going to win because the old people will break for the hurricane. Now, Fox News will be praising Romney all week (instead of just bashing Obama), and while old people really like Fox News, they LOVE the Weather Channel. Old people can’t obsess over both at the same time, and so Romney will come out the loser.

So, let us join Mitt Romney and hope that Hurricane Isaac won’t be so bad. He needs it and so does our beleaguered Gulf Coast.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 27, 2012 at 7:06 pm

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