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Cinnabon has (pizza) topped itself this time

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As you know, our nation hasn’t been this divided by the politics of fast food since the Civil War (it was about French Fries, right?). Now however a national purveyor of cheap and fattening foods has come out with a product so horrifying I think foodie liberals and god fearing conservatives can unite in protest against its unholy and terrifying existence. I am of course talking about Cinnabon’s new product “The Pizzabon” (seen above).

I know my first reaction to the Pizzabon, which I guess is a cinnamon bun topped with cheese and tomato sauce, was “AHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!! Kill it! Send it to hell with all the other Cinnabortions!” But I guess the good people at Cinnabon were confident enough in the product that it is now on sale in Georgia because, well, Georgians will eat anything. I just want to know if it comes with that horrifying sweet dipping sauce – because if it does then God have mercy on us all.

Lets hope this stays south of the Mason-Dixon line where it will be known as “a vegetable”.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 14, 2012 at 4:57 pm

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