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She’s Senator and She Knows It

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One of the unpleasant parts of writing this little news blog is that sometimes the news sucks. I literally don’t have anything funny or insightful to say about the tragedy in Aurora, Colorado except that it’s insane that while white a white man can buy 6,000 rounds of ammunition online and no one notices, a Muslim would have received a visit from the FBI instead of their ammunition. So we live in a society with racial profiling but without security. Hmmm.

THANK GOD though that a leader has step forward to help us through these difficult times. Am I referring to Barack Obama? Mitt Romney? No, rather I am talking about Mindy Meyer (pictured above in an image from her campaign website), who is “a 22-year-old Orthodox Jewish woman who, besides working for a real estate attorney by day and attending Touro law school at night, is running (for New York State Senate).”

Mindy is an incredible natural: while she may not have the tobacco money or the experience that John Boehner has, but this Republican heavy weight has all his moxie and his terrifying basketball-colored skin. This girl has a bright future ahead of her I think: by using bright pink and leopard print, she has shown the public that she has both the taste level and probably the reasoning skills of a 12 year old. She’ll fit in PERFECTLY in the modern Republican party.

I highly highly HIGHLY encourage you to check out her campaign website here.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 24, 2012 at 11:55 am

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