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Bachmann channels McCarthy

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Everyone loves a good witch hunt. Unfortunately, most of Congress is to lazy to lead one these days (where’s Christine O’Donnell when you need her?): thank God we still have the Tea Party to accuse law-abiding and upstanding members of our society with treason.

Indeed, someone must have been giving out free HPV vaccines in Congress, because Michele Bachmann and some other lunatic representatives recently sent a retarded letter to a high ranking State Department official accusing Huma Abedin, an aide to Sec. of State Hillary Clinton and wife of Anthony “Wanna see it?” Weiner, of having ties to the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. That was wrong and insulting for so many reasons: first of all, Abedin is widely considered an incredibly smart and gifted public servant and has won praise from both sides of the aisle for her diplomatic work.

Secondly, Abedin has Pakistani roots, not Egyptian. More improtantly, she is not connected in anyway to the Brotherhood. I mean, Kim Kardashian is Armenian, and that’s actually closer to say, Iran than Pakistan is from Egypt, so I guess Bachmann now has to send another letter to the State Department informing them that Kardashian is a sleeper agent for the Ayatollah, right? Her ass must be so big because she its stuffed full of nuclear secrets!

Thankfully, people are really pissed at Bachmann for this. Even John McCain, who lately has not been to fond of foreigners if ya know what I mean, called Bachmann’s accusations “an unwarranted and unfounded attack on an honorable woman, a dedicated American and a loyal public servant.” Having a long and deep love of Bachmann’s zanyness, I am going to assume this is just a stunt to get a good speaking slot at the Republican National Convention. Too bad it blew up in her her face.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

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