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Khrushev and Kennedy. Nixon and Mao. Some meetings between leaders alter history forever – one of those momentous rendez-vous occurred just today, when President Obama met Jerry Springer.

Springer, the former mayor of Cincinnati and the only member of the “World’s Sleaziest Entertainers List” not employed by Roger Ailes, spoke with the President before a town hall in his hometown. Hmmmm. That’s odd. You’d think with all the back-stabbing, imprenating, cocaine fueled snowmobile races and general White Trash numbskullery that is Sarah Palin’s family, she would have been a natural choice as a politician to sit down with Jerry Springer. I dare say Barack hasn’t thrown a chair at his two-timing obese klanswoman grandma in his life! Pssssh. No wonder people in West Virginia hate him.

Note though that Mitt Romney will probably never ever EVER with Jerry Springer. For one thing, just saying his name outloud counts as a violation of the Mormon tenant against foul language.

PS-I am so damn proud that this was my 800th post. I couldn’t have done it without you, decline of western civilization.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm

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