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Romney with a side of Rice

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Get ready for the above shitty pun to potentially dominate your life until Mitt inevitably loses the presidential race: Matt Drudge is now reporting that Condoleeza Rice is one of Romney’s top choice for VP!

Now, the conventional wisdom says that Romney shouldn’t pick someone more interesting than he is for the VP slot. Indeed, that’s why those psychists in Europe were working so hard at the Large Hadron Collider – not so much to prove the existance of the Higgs Boson but rather to determine if the laws of physics allowed for an entity less interesting than Mitt Romney too physically exist. Condi however might just be that special someone though! In 8 years of serving the Bush Administration she, as Tina Fey pointed out, spent the entire time looking like she was going to burst into tears. She may not be as dull, but her spineless personality will go a long way to meeting the qualifications for the beigest canidadte possible!

Rice does come with baggage, and not just the fact that most Republicans probably want her to provide ID before she can vote (there is rampant voter fraud among former Secretaries of State – Warren Christopher voted 45 times in the 2010 election!). For one thing, she pro-choice; also she worked for this President named – what was it again – Bush or something who is not popular. Plus, I think a frightened baby dear would be better at making pointed political attack, which whether we like it or not is about 90% of what a Vice Presidential candidate does.

Also, not that it should matter, but her, um, confirmed spinsterhood might not help either. Yeah sorry Drudge, I think/hope/fervently pray Herman Cain is more likely to get the position than Condi Rice…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

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  1. Eh, probably not. Romney can’t win without the support of the racist voter block.

    List of X

    July 13, 2012 at 11:42 am


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