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Global Warming is just gross

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Sure global climate change is sad, destructive and terrifying, but so is seing an old person’s genitals. Wait, what do these two awful things have in common? Well thanks to the former, you’re going to see a whole lot more of the latter in public.

I am of course talking about the rapid growth of the nudist industry. Sacremento’s CBS affiliate is reporting a local nudist camps are doing extremely well this summer thanks to an unusual heat. Yes, people can seem to get enough of bathing their saggy, deteriorating bodies in nudist-friendly pools and spas. “Obviously everybody wants to wear as little as possible when it’s hot. It’s too hot to mow the lawn, and you see people going where there’s water” a nudist told CBS.

So listen up people who run their air-conditioners too much! By keeping your bedroom at 68 degrees rather than a livable 72, you’re pumping pollutants into our atmosphere that encourage old people (let’s face it, almost all nudists are old) to take off their clothing and play lawn sports. That’s not (ahahahahahaha) cool.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 13, 2012 at 4:53 pm

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  1. {{{{{shudder}}}}} shutting down the AC now.

    List of X

    July 13, 2012 at 6:08 pm


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