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Minneapolis prepares for new Film FestivAWWWW

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Finally, what you do at work all day has its own film festival: no silly, there are already lots of porn festivals, rather, I’m talking about the upcoming Internet Cat Video Film Festival in Minneapolis, MN!

For what it’s worth, the Internet Cat Video Film Festival will be at least as worthwhile as the Cannes or Sundance Film Festival, which traditionally debut whatever dreadful movies will limp into the position of Best Picture this year. Can you honestly tell me that Crash or The Artist was better than the best cat video you’ve seen recently? No. You can’t. Cats are adorable and Sandra Bullock is awful.

And of course where there’s a film festival there is always hot celebrity action! I can’t wait to read about the wild after parties, where Lindsay Lohan will be photographed snorting…kitty litter (Hey she probably already smells like cat pee amiright?).

This my friends is an excellent idea.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

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