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Roberts’…Brain…No…Good…

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So remember yesterday when I said that Conservatives were going to try to find a way to personally discredit the decision of Chief Justice John Roberts to uphold Obamacare? Well someone get me a sad/creepy booth on the boardwalk, ’cause I’ma muthafuckin psychic!

Conservative radio talk show host slash noted homosexual Dan Michael Savage said last night on his radio program that John Roberts voted the way he did because (drum roll please)…he has a brain problem! Savage told listerns “It’s well known that Roberts, unfortunately for him, has suffered from epileptic seizures. Therefore he has been on medication. Therefore neurologists will tell you that medication used for seizure disorders, such as epilepsy, can introduce mental slowing, forgetfulness and other cognitive problems. And if you look at Roberts’ writings you can see the cognitive dissociation in what he is saying.”

So you heard it here first guys: people with epilepsy can’t serve on the Supreme Court. Sure, Reagan was definitely coming down with Alzheimers during his second term, but it was the 1980s so and everyone’s frontal lobes were pretty fried from cocaine anyway.

Really then the only solution here is to give John Roberts a lobotomy: he’ll fit right in at the next Tea Party meeting!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 29, 2012 at 12:20 pm

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  1. Props.

    Just FYI (as a caring roommate): “So you heard it hear first guys”– hear>>here

    🙂

    Dorie

    July 2, 2012 at 10:55 am


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