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BREAKING NEWS: They don’t call it the “Supreme” Court for Nothing

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Oh my god huge fucking breaking news y’all: the Supreme Court has struck down the Stolen Valor Act as unconstitutional! The act, which prohibited “a person from falsely claiming that he has been awarded a military honor” was ruled as a violation of free speech. Now I can say on my resume that I got a purple heart at the Battle of San Juan Hill!

PS – Oh and the Supreme Court upheld Obamacare. Snore. Whatever I’ll blog about that in a bit. I got some phony medals to order!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 28, 2012 at 9:30 am

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