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The Lohan Lending Liability

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Sometimes, we humans make bad bets. From WMD’s in Iraq to the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan to allowing Donald Trump anywhere near a microphone, we all at some point make judgements that go wrong.

Still, some decisions are more likely to be bad than others. We know this with news coming from Los Angeles, where Lindsay Lohan managed to total a loaned Porche by slamming it into an 18-wheeler. By the way, the mistake I am referring to in this post isn’t Lohans accident, but whatever person lent her a car. Lending Lindsay Lohan your porshe is a little big like lending her your 8-ball of coke: you’re just not going to get it back in the condition you lent it to her in. I mean, this girl couldn’t get car insurance if she only promised to drive in Mario Kart.

Also, now TMZ is reporting she lied to cops about the accident, which is the kind of felony that could get her sent back to jail. Clearly, none of this would have happened if she was still driving Herbie the Love Bug from Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 11, 2012 at 4:52 pm

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