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Matt Drudge Can Eat Me

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Jeez you take one little vacation and suddenly everyone is eating everyone else’s face. Typical office politics…

Now, as most of you have already probably heard, Miami is experiencing a bit of a cannibal problem (note the lack of shock in every article this weekend’s cannibal attack took place in Florida). But did you know that it’s a scary urban cannibal problem? That’s what Matt Drudge wants you to think, as he is running an article about the fact that Rudy Eugene, the man who was shot and killed by Miami police officers for trying to eat a homeless man’s face, was at the hip-hop festival known as Urban Weekend just hours before the attack.

Now did urban culture drive him to become a cannibal? I’m pretty sure Drudge will soon call for the release of George Zimmerman because he was obviously trying to stop Trayvon Martin (who it should be pointed out was from the suburbs) from eating his skin.

No, Matt Drudge is not a race baiter, he’s just defending us against African American cannibals.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

May 30, 2012 at 9:30 am

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