Virginia is for Lovers (of Sodomy)
As you may know, Virginia is the perhaps the gayest state in Dixie (after Florida). Maybe it’s the excellent blush wines or the abundance of organic farms, but the state may be one of the few places in the world where you’ll find a Rainbow Flag with the Stars and Bars on it.
Despite the state’s myriad forzen-yogurt chains, it still has its homophobes (shocker). Take Prince William County Delegate Robert Marshall, who recently led a successful if wildly biggoted campaign to keep a Navy Veteran and well-respected DA from being appointed a state judge simply because he’s gay. Marshall told CNN that discriminating against gay nominees isn’t illegal because “Sodomy is not a civil right”, pausing to foundly recall the trucker who barebacked him in the bathroom of a Denny’s last week.
Think I’m kidding about that? Well Marshall went on to say “When I was in public school … we all said, ‘Keep us from temptation.’ This was because we said the Lord’s Prayer. Nobody, nobody — should go where they’ll be tempted. That includes me, that includes you, that includes you, that includes a prospective judge.” Sounds like Marshall has been tempted by sodomy. A lot. Of if only he could go to a public school full of children and say the Lords Prayer to quench the fire of his burning sodomy lust. Curse you Abbington School District v. Schempp!
Ugh all this on the day Donna Summer died? For shame.