Can Mormon’s drink blood, or is it like Coffee?
Now that Barack Obama has established his bonafides as the cool President (cameo on Glee here we come!), his campaign is using America’s most popular super-natural monster to attack his election opponent.
In their latest ad, the Obama campaign highlights how Bain Capitol, when it was run by Romney, bought a steel mill and in short order fired everyone who worked there.”‘We view Mitt Romney as a job destroyer,’ says one former mill worker in the ad. Another calls Bain ‘a vampire. They came in and sucked the life out of us'”
Okay Obama, so wrong here. Mitt Romney is not a vampire: vampires are sexy and seductive. If anything, Mitt Romney is much closer to Frankenstein’s monster, not just in physical presense and haircut, but also because his policies seem to be cobbled together from the rotting corpses of lots of different dead right wing idea.s
Furthermore, if Mitt Romney were a vampire he wouldn’t have such serious problems attracting the interest of young women. So watch out Marco Rubio, because Edward Cullen looks like he might take your job.