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Extra-crispy Mom in Extra-big Trouble

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So this is what it’s like to be lied to by a rotisserie chicken…

Patricia Krentcil, who is of course from New Jersey, is in deep trouble for allegedly forcing her 6-year-old daughter to use a tanning booth. While she denies any wrong doing, the photo below of Krentcil suggests she might have oh, I don’t know, a tangential interest in tanning. Check it out:

Is that even real? Do people turn that color or is she is crazy make up? Because I’ll tell you what folks bronze face is not funny – It’s offensive to our proud Burnt Sienna Americans brothers and sisters. Indeed, at a time when our nation has its first Bronze American Speaker of the House, John Boehner, this type of get up is particularly unseamly.

This story raises all kinds of disconcerting feelings, chief among them the desire to buy a fine leather handbag.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

May 2, 2012 at 10:44 pm

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