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NYT story is pretty ruff

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God bless the New York Times: they have such a knack for finding new things for the bourgoisie to compete and fret over.

Today’s dreadful piece is about whether a new television network with programming specifically created from dogs is bad for little the golfball-sized brain of little Fontleroy, Cassiopia or whatever else New York Times’ subscribers name their thoroughbred Malty-poos.

Of course, the only thing that’s more ridiculous than ordering your dog a premium Cable channel is fretting that that channel will ruin Fido’s mind. IT’S A DOG. “Oh no is the slobbering beast that lives in my house and happily eats its own turds losing its perspicacity?!? At this rate it won’t even get into Vassar.”

So calm down New York Times’ reading dog owners. You only have enough energy to helicopter parents one species of dependents: better use it on your human children. At least until they open a dog Dalton anyway…


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 27, 2012 at 10:37 am

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