Fox News’ Tramp Trap
Don’t do it Barack! Don’t you know how hard it is to get concealer AND herpes out of the furniture in the White House Ballroom?
Hopefully President Obama will heed my words tomorrow at the White House Correspondence Dinner. Yesterday we found out that this year’s event will be particularly spicy as TMZ announced that “Kim (Kardashian) and Lindsay (Lohan) were both invited by Fox News Channel” to the event.
Now I know what you’re thinking: won’t a good ol’ fashioned cat fight between the two of them liven up this painful and often moribund event? Well while it might I see some other more dastardly machinations behind Fox News’ actions. I would bet dollars to deranged right wing donuts that Fox News only invited these two celebutards so that they can attack Barack Obama in the future for hanging out with such idiotic celebrities. I guarantee you next week you’ll hear Bill O’Reilly complain about “The President palling around with Lindsay Lohan and KIm Kardashian instead of doing (insert lunatic action here)”.
So don’t do let them come to the event Barack! It’s a trap! Just like Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan’s vaginas…