Does Fluke like Fish?
Sandra Fluke, who if she starts to use cocaine is just the right level of fame to make an excellent reality TV show “celebrity”, got engaged yesterday to that boyfriend (whose sperm, like alfalfa, our government paying not reach its full fertility capacity). That’s sweet.
But did you know that this famous contraception user is also a lesbian? Or she is according to Fox News commentator/Satan’s cheerleader girlfriend Monica Crowley, who reacted to the news of Fluke’s engagement by tweeting “To a man?” Now, I’m not one to pay attention to anything Monica Crowley says, but that low blow was both mean-spirited and totally intellectually inconsistent. I thought the Right agreed with Limbaugh that Fluke was a dick hungry liberal monster, not a clam hungry dyke of a sea otter. Come on folks: keep your messaging together.
Oh wait, I get it now! Fluke is a lesbian because she is a woman who wanted to testify before Congress. Only rug-munchers do that. Now we know why Darrell Issa held that congressional hearing on women’s reproductive issues without inviting any women: he was trying to save women from the bondage of Birkenstocks and hemp maxipads.