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The PUNishing election ahead

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Anyone who knows Matt Drudge knows that he likes a big throbbing stick. That’s why he seems to be tickled pink at comments today made by Joe Biden about the President’s stance on Iran, where the VP declared “I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.”

While Biden may have been referring to Teddy Roosevelt’s famous axiom “speak softly but carry a big stick”, he might also be indicating that he is on the Down Low with Barack Obama and that he has nothing to complain about. A man who can sing Al Green as a big stick…of nuclear weapons? Lawdy!

Now, if Barack’s big stick will be the selling point for this upcoming erection election, what will be Romney’s response? Romney’s wife Ann already said that to counter voters’ impression that her husband is “stiff” she needs to “unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.” Three words: Presidential Campaign Rocketship.

So here we are, about to hold a multi-billion dollar election campaign and all that money will be used on wang puns. Well it worked once: how do you think Kennedy defeated Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 26, 2012 at 3:35 pm

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