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The 2012 Election is going to the dogs…

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How low are the Obama and Romney campaigns going to go this election? So low they’ll be under the table begging for scraps.

Most people know about the story of Romney’s dog Seamus being strapped in a dog carrier to the roof of the family car on a roadtrip many years ago – let’s just say the dog, unhappy to be on the roof, did to Romney’s car what George Bush did to the U.S. economy nyuck nyuck nyuck. The Romney campaign, sick of being attacked for this gross story, has shot back by pointing out that in Obama’s memoir he wrote about being “introduced to dog meat” as a boy in Indonesia. The Obama campaign shot back again saying that the Romney campaign was criticizing Obama’s actions as a boy. Any reasonable person listening to this story then shot…themselves in the face.

So yeah, this election is gonna get ugly. Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the moment at the debate when Romney produces a live puppy and demands that Obama eat it. When the President refuses Romney will use it as a chance to call Obama “a left-coast elitist who is too fancy to eat a hard working American dog. Not some Indonesians socialist dog.”


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 18, 2012 at 9:26 am

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