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Kim Kardashian’s Magic Vagina

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Like most Americans, I have seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina. While it didn’t strike me as particularly unusual at first, we now know that it’s magical. Oh sure, it can’t do card tricks and I hope you can’t pull a rabbit out of it, but we can tell that it is indeed the witches’ cauldron in which Kris Jenner brews her family’s fame and income.

You see, it has recently been revealed that Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West. He’s even giving her hickeys (or possibly aggrivating her psoriasis). But after the fallout of her 71 one day marriage to Kris Humphries and the huge amount of public good will she lost from the incident, it is AMAZING that Kim was able to find someone to bang who people would actually care about. That and that alone proves the prestidigitationeous powers of her pussy.

You’ll note by the way that her sisters Kourtney and Bigfoot don’t have magic vaginas. Kourtney is pregnant again although I doubt anyone outside the editorial room of OK! Magazine cares and audiences seemed to have yawned at Khloe’s “Oh no Lamar farted in my dildo drawer” routine. The magic vagina may be a recessive trait.

So kudos to Kim Kardashian! Just don’t fuck up Kanye’s music, okay? Only Kanye gets to do that.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 11, 2012 at 8:39 am

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  1. Talentless money grubbing fame whores, destroying America, maybe we should all stop paying attention to these white trash skanks and focus on what really matters

    Jj

    July 24, 2012 at 9:25 pm


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