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BREAKING NEWS: Santorum plops out

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…And like a injured moose that threw itself into several oncoming cars driven by the likes of Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich, the Republican Primary has pretty more officially keeled over and died. That’s right folks, Rick Santorum, the last hope for Christianity/conservatives, is dropping out of the Republican race.

Funny, I thought Rick Santorum was strictly against pulling out of things. I guess he wants to spend more time at home with his family, accusing his children of being snobs for having attended college.

I’m a little sad too folks: to think that as a Pennsylvania resident I was so close to seeing weeks of negative ads from the pro-Romney Super PAC. What blood sport will I watch once it ends?? Someone get a new season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey on TV, stat!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm

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