Two years, so many sex jokes
I can’t wait to come into the E Pluribus Moron offices tonight and find that you guys have all set up a surprise party for our two year anniversary! The second anniversary is traditionally the China anniversary, so I’d love it if you guys bought me a set of Whitney Houston Commerorative Coke Plates (what too soon?). Or the Qing dynasty if you want to be a little bit or literal. Which ever you think would look best in my living room.
Seriously though guys, thanks for reading. I wouldn’t be able to do it without you internet weirdos.
PS-How fortuitous is it that I accidentally started this blog on Justin Bieber’s birthday?