It’s his 18th B(ieber)Day
Guys, it’s a big day for all of North America. Go hug any Canadian you find no matter how terrified they get.
Today is the 18th birthday of the vestigal twin that lives inside Justin Bieber and forces him to evil things! It’s also Justin Bieber’s birthday as well.
Mazel tov! Today, you may now be charged as an adult when you drunkenly runover a papparazzo with your Lamborgini. It also means that any of you planning on doing a series of erotic paintings of the Biebster can go ahead and channel their inner artist/pervert.
Editors Note: What an easy and retarded story! And it’ll drive so much traffic to this blog. It’s like I’m writing for The Huffington Post again…