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Awww NASCAR’s first elitist moment

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If nothing else, Mitt Romney will go down in history as the only person who could make Barack Obama, the half-Kenyan Harvard Law Grad duck fat fry eater, look like Joe Six Pack.

Example #2556 of this sad but true fact occurred yesterday when Romney attended the Daytona 500, which is like the Oscars for people who don’t own t-shirts with sleeves. When asked by a reporter if he followed racing, Romney replied “not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.” Oh Mittens, do you see now why your handlers told you to avoid Yacht Races and the Polo Grounds?

It’s really amazing how little sense this guy has about his class. I mean Barack Obama can’t eat a single leaf of Arugula without the conservatives in the media going nuts. Yet at this point when Mitt Romney shows his elitism they’re just kind of like “Meh. As long as he didn’t mention his personal blimp collection…”

I’m not saying I follow class issues as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some great friends who follow these class issues.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 27, 2012 at 4:39 pm

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