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We must stop KardashiLin

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Jeremy Lin is now everyone’s favorite Asian American basketball star since ummm, are there asians who play professional basketball that aren’t pituitary gland tumor cases from China? I’m not sure. Either way now that he’s a famous basketball player rumors are swirling that the people managing Kim Kardashian’s sagging career want to set the two of them up.

“Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors,” said Lin on Good Morning America, where he added he probably wasn’t her “type”. Listen as long as you are famous, tall and don’t mind Kris Jenner directing your sex tape you’re Kim’s type.

But alas it sounds like it isn’t meant to be. I suppose if Kim Kardashian still wants to be groan-worthingly relevant, she could just participate in that stupid “Things People Think I do” meme. All she would need is photoshop and a bunch of images of her looking vapid and whorey. Oh wait! They have a magazine industry that was pretty much based around that for the past 2 years…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Posted in Sports

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