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Getting Santorum all over the place

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Did you know that there is a primary election going on for the Republican Presidential Nomination? I kind of thought that the Puppy Bowl on Sunday solved all that, but it looks like we’re going to have to slog through a few more months of pretending to care about what Missouri Republicans think…

Rick Santorum, who I did not know was a Christian, is trying to rile up his supporters in Colorado by strongly criticizing Obama over his administration’s policy that forces some religiously offiliated institutions to pay for (the horror) their employees birth control. When the White House said today it is working with religious institutions on the policy, Santorum told supporters “that’s just a bunch of poppycock.” Is Rick just trying to make his Google problem worse with words like poppycock? I dare you to look up “Poppycock” and “Santorum” at work and not get fired.

Lil’ Ricky also made an appeal to voters in Minnesota when he visited the company that makes his signature sweater vests. I’m sorry but for someone so deeply associated with a by-product of deviant sex (otherwise known as “poppycock”), having a signature sweater vests is realllllly lame. That’s like having a signature beige or a signature yawn. Still, those vests will keep him nice and warm when he ascends to heaven to meet his best pal/Super PAC funder Jesus!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 7, 2012 at 5:41 pm

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