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Madonna: The Pharoahess of the NFL

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The Super Bowl just concluded and you know what everyone will be talking about tomorrow: Madonna being made empress of all of the Nile. Oh and the Giants won or some shit, I don’t know any loss for Boston is a victory for our nation.

But yeah seriously, Madonna kind of blew that shit up. First of all, the NFL commissioner ought to send Madonna a gift basket of fetal sacs (that’s the only thing she eats) for attracting so many gay men and their disposal income to the Super Bowl for the first time. And while the dancing and lip syncing were pretty impressive, Madonna’s Super Bowl half time was mostly amazing because it functioned as a national televised Fuck You to Lady Gaga. By channeling Aida, Madonna basically sent Gaga to her room to stew in her egg chamber.

Still Gaga, Madonna will be merciful to you when she reigns as the reincarnation of Queen Hatshepsut. You may be buried alive with Madonna in her pyramid if you’d like.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Posted in Sports

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