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The Classiest, fanciest Groundhog Day Evuh

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Because yesterday was Groundhogs Day, Donald Trump emerged from his gold plated, marble encrusted burrow to try and see his shadow. If he did, it meant he’d endorse Mitt Romney. If he didn’t, it meant that Trump would run his own candidacy mostly to promote his new line of gold colored and highly toxic Trump Gin. Lucky for us, Trump saw his shadow! And now he can just be a noisy asshole on morning news shows, and not a noisy asshole at Presidential debates.

The Donald, to his credit, played the media like a fiddle, suggesting to some outlets that he’d endorse Newt and to others that he’d endorse Mittens. Thankfully, because Matt Drudge is now Mitt Romney’s most powerfully demented and racist cheerleader, the Drudge Report broke the news that Trump was endorsing Romney. It’s not a shock really that Trump endorsed Romney: if there is one person in the countries who cares less about the very poor than Mitt does, it’s Donald Trump. Why, the bones of paupers make up between 15-20% of the materials in his beach condos: that’s why they retain their value so well!

Yes, with this endorsement Romney has finally captured the wealthy retard vote…


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 3, 2012 at 10:27 am

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  1. MITTENS. Well I’m using that forever, thanks, buddy.


    February 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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