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Florida Primary: Old people, Swamp people & Cuban people vote

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Well with under 10% of totals in as of 7 pm, it looks like Mitt Romney has destroyed Newt Gingrich, Florida style. Seriously he poisoned Newt’s Cuban coffee, beat him with a retiree’s cane, ran him over with a snowbird’s golf cart and fed him to a Lower Alabama (a.k.a. the Florida Panhandle) alligator wife. Plus, George Will more-or-less called Newt a “horrid…little girl” the other day which made me laugh, so ya know, it’s all over for those of you who bought tickets to Gingrich’s moon colony.

We’ll keep you posted on the, er, real results once they crystalize.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 31, 2012 at 7:17 pm

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