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Gingrich to celebrate SC Victory in Space

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The cosmos: where no ex-wife can touch you.

Yes it seems after trouncing Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and the Keebler Elves’ weird apocalyptic uncle in the South Carolina primary on Saturday night, Newt Gingrich is planning to seize on his newfound momentum by, as he puts it, “giving a speech — a visionary speech — on the United States going back into space in the John F. Kennedy tradition.” This astro-speech will be given in the next primary state, Florida, and as we all know it is a dream of all Florida Republicans to brutally conquer the moon.

It’s nice to see that one little victory hasn’t gone to Gingrich’s head to the extent that he now considers himself the Emperor of the Galaxy. Oh wait…

PS-On a personal note, all of us here at EPM would like to thank the voters of South Carolina for ensuring that this race stays at least minorly interesting. God bless you, swamp folk.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm

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