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The Wall Street Journal is reporting shocking revelations today that could damage Newt Gingrich’s Presidential campaign! You know, like in the way defacing someone’s bumper stickers after their sedan careens off the road and into a tree could damage their vehicle!

Anyway, the WSJ has a story about Gingrich’s time as a history professor at West Georgia College. Interestingly enough, “A year into his first full-time teaching job, Newt Gingrich applied to be college president.” Newt also once “coordinated the school’s fledgling environmental-studies department”. The environmental studies? Those are the worst kind!

Okay, the article wasn’t that bad. But they did feature a delightful image of Gingrich in 1973 looking EXACTLY like Dwight Schrute from The Office. Check it out below:

Isn’t that crazy? If beets weren’t red (the color of socialist fascist islamist atheism), I’d dare say Newt and Dwight were the same person. I suppose this makes Mitt Romney, who can’t help but torment his hapless rival, Jim Halpert?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm

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