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Along with Clay Aiken’s singing voice, the Girl Scouts are this nation’s last bullwark for decent White Christian womanhood. Everything really has been going downhill since society forced women to choose between the health of their ovaries and brain function needed to vote: our ladies only have enough blood for one of those activities.

But I digress: It seems that a California girl is standing up for the Girl Scouts by releasing a video calling for a boycott of the organization’s famous cookies to protest the fact that a troop in Colorado let in a transgendered girl. This girl’s fatwa has caught on with many conversatives, who love her efforts to stop “(the) radical homosexual agenda” from infiltrating her Chapter of the Klan troop.

The best part about this story is the Youtube video. She really looks like Osama Bin Laden! Ya know making threats against peaceful members of American society and using her blinding religious zealotry to inspire fear and hatred.

Kudos little girl! I encourage this girls parents, who undoubtedly warped her mind and put her up to this, send their daughter to Pakistan so that she may become the new head of Al Qaeda. If it’s one thing that Al Qaeda loves and respects, it’s an unmarried Christian 14-year-old who is part of a group dedicated to empowering women.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 13, 2012 at 4:44 pm

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