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Dispatches from Crazytown: Nice and tiiiiight

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Okay guys it looks like Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are in, to quote CNN, a “tight race” for first place in Iowa. Santorum? Tight? Funny I didn’t think those two words made any sense in the same sentence. They certainly don’t in Provincetown!

But yeah, so far it looks like turnout might be low. Is that because people don’t want to turn out for a bunch of morons? How is it that we live in a country where people are unmotivated to come out and vote for this sad GOP field but every Transformers movie makes like $500,000,000? If I were Mitt Romney I’d invest in some 3D technology.

We’ll have a full rundown of the evening’s events tomorrow!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 3, 2012 at 11:18 pm

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