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Judge not lest ye be judged, Fatty

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Oh look, more fat people in the news! Except this this time the fat guy is a total asshole.

Fat Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner (R-WI), who is fat, was overheard in a DC airport telling a woman that Michelle Obama “should practice what she preaches — ‘she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself’.” Wow, what a fat asshole thing to say!

Contrary to Tubby’s opinion, Michelle Obama is widely considered very fit, where as Jim Sensenbrenner is considered a corpulent piece of shit. Now old Rep. Sensenbrenner kind of apologized, between mouthfuls of pure mayonnaise no doubt, but he also said he “stood by his remark“. Well not stand, as his puny legs can no longer support the weight of his disgusting bloated body.

Looks like someone is getting Coal in their stocking! Assuming he doesn’t eat the stocking of course…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 22, 2011 at 3:08 pm

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