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Let’s call is 19.5 Kids and Counting…

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Watch of Lindsay Lohan! Your pix for Playboy may not be this year’s most ill-advised psuedo-celebrity photoshoot…

Jim Bob and Floppy Vagina Duggar, the parents from 19 Kids and Counting, announced that the miscarried with their 20th child. That’s tragic and I in no ways want to make light of that. Their response to this tragedy though was just so weird that we had to examine it: TMZ has pictures of a photoshoot/greeting cards of the Duggars with their miscarried fetus. The fetus was named Jubliee, either because it was to be their special 20th child or because the Duggars are HUGE X-Men fans, and was photographed for her memorial service/to horrify the 95% of the populus that isn’t insane.

While this may seem just incredibly sick and very very weird, let us remember that this is not the first time that a reality show celebrity family has taken photos with an disfigured fetus, as Kris Jenner’s face doesn’t look like that from plastic surgery, but rather because she was born 7 months pre-mature.

This all leads to one inescapable conclusion: evangelical christianity is just a lot grosser than most religions.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 15, 2011 at 2:59 pm

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