BREAKING NEWS: Trump Jumps
Nooooooo!!!!!! It’s time to get out the world’s finest silk and spun platinum hankerchief because Donald Trump has announced he will not be hosting a debate on December 27th due to the fact that almost everyone invited turned him down. “I have decided not to be the moderator of the Newsmax debate,” Trump said. “I believe this would not only have been the most watched debate, but also the most substantive and interesting debate.”
Oh Trump you so talented! Of course your debate WHICH WILL NEVER EXIST was the most watched, substantive and interesting debate. It also ended world hunger and was attending by groups of nymphomaniac beauty queens who poop chocolate ice cream and flew there on Unicorns. Everything is the best when you make it up!
Donald Trump: showing us all the power of a young boy’s imagination. Errr, well, a 65-year-old-with-the-emotional-maturity-of-a-young-boy’s imagination.