Romney the badass Mormon squid creature
Mitt Romney has had a bad few weeks: first Newt Gingrich surges ahead of him in the polls and then his CPU unit breaks, disabling his internal fan and leading to a short circuit of his PS1000 Pandering switch. Mitt Bot sad!
But I am going to cheer up Mr. Romney by earnestly praising him today: no one has ever, or will ever, call Mitt Romney a “bad ass” (sometimes he doesn’t iron the from of his jeans that rogue) but the fact that he told Donald Trump he will not participate in Trump’s ridiculous debate was a bad ass act. So good for you Willard!
I mean, the entire country has come to terms with the fact that Mitt Romney is a spineless flip-flopping opportunist, so maybe his F-You to Trump doesn’t show a truly skeletal fortitude, but it does suggest the presence of some sort of hard cartilaginous structure—not unlike the mantle of a squid. Yes, Mitt Romney stood up to Trump like a perfectly manicured Mormon squid.
Mormon Squid/Cain 2012 y’all!