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Send in the Clowns

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Ever wanted to watch two clowns in a slap fight? What? There’s an entire porno site dedicated to that? Man I wish I was kinkier…

Anyhoo, Donald Trump, who an asshole who pretends to be crazy, is mad that Ron Paul, who is a nice guy who really is crazy, has refused his Iowa Kwanza time debate. Paul candidly told CNN (and remember you can be candid with CNN because no one watches, right?) that he “(doesn’t) quite understand the marching to (Trump’s) office…I didn’t know he had the ability to lay on hands and anoint people.”

Now, Trump’s people have reacted to Paul’s statement by releasing a statement of their own, saying Paul is “clown-like” and “willing to lie” and “either very jealous of Mr. Trump, stupid, or a combination of both.” Sooooooo it’s pretty clear from measured and humble statements like that that Donald Trump, who is nothing if not measured and humble, is his own publicist. Why pay some hack to defend you when you’re hacky enough to defend yourself for free?

Sigh. Thankful it’s stuff like this that shows that this blog will be just fine without Herman Cain…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 5, 2011 at 7:22 pm

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