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Donald Trump’s Kwanza Miracle

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Poor Kwanza celebrators, so overlooked (well except by Sandra Lee and her unholy cake recipes). Well this year it looks like there is going to be a Kwanza miracle!

The New York Times is reporting that on December 27th, that would be on Kugichagulia–the second night of Kwanza, Donald Trump will moderate the last Republican debate before the Iowa caucusus. Yes! This is what pan-Africanism has strived for for years! As we know, Donald Trump “has a great relationship with the Blacks.”

So what can we look forward to? Well Newsmax, who is sponsoring the debate, is keeping quiet, but I think we can expect such scintilating questions from Donald Trump such as “Aren’t I much smarter than Barack Obama?” and “Do you know how wealthy and well liked I am?” and “Isn’t Rosie O’Donnell a fat disgusting pig?” Basically, Donald Trump is to the 2012 election (i.e. a moron whose ass conservatives must kiss) as Sarah Palin was to the 2010 election.

Now that’s a fabulous Kwanza present!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 2, 2011 at 3:05 pm

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  1. […] pretends to be crazy, is mad that Ron Paul, who is a nice guy who really is crazy, has refused his Iowa Kwanza time debate. Paul candidly told CNN (and remember you can be candid with CNN because no one watches, right?) […]


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