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Newton Leroy Gingrich IS A GOD. A god I tells ya! And I’m not the only who thinks so: Newt Gingrich wholeheartedly agrees!

Politico is reporting that in an interview that will be shown on tonight’s Sean Hannity’s Good Ol’ Fashioned Sodomy Hour, Gingrich says “I helped Ronald Reagan and Jack Kemp develop supply side economics. I helped lead the effort to defeat communism in the Congress.”

Ya hear that Pinkos! Newt Gingrich single handedly brought down the Soviet Union from Washington D.C. But as reverent worshipers at the Temple of Newtonia, you know that besides defeating communism, Gingrich also defeated terrorism, fascism, conquered Constantinople and built the pyramids.

ALL HAIL NEWTONIA.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm

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