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Drug dealers and the Case of the Magical Blowjob

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Some stories are like a fine steak in that they really need none of our humor sauce to be truly delicious and thought provoking in their stupidity.

Consider this tidbit from the Houston Press: Police officers found a Texas man unconscious at a burger joint. Upon further examination, his friend Tina Marie Arie (who has the great honor of having a middle name that rhymes with her last name) and Howard Windham had given their friend too much of their illegal perscription drugs and he passed out. The unconscious man was taken to the hospital and Arie and Windham were arrested for possession and delivery of a controlled substance. What happened next was, well, just fanstastic: the Press reports that upon seeing something suspicious happening on their drive to jail, offcers opened the patrol car door to find that “Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was (orally) servicing his exposed genitalia.” BJs and PIs, am I right?

Now what this article doesn’t get around to discussing is shocking to me: if they were handcuffed when they were arrested, presumably with their hands behind their backs, how did Mr. Windham get his gentles out? Did he do it or did Tina Marie Arie? Which one of them is a wizard? IT BOGGLES THE MIND!!!!

PS-Another important question might be why would anyone on earth want to receive a Beej from this woman. Although I suppose if she was able to unfasten a mans pants using just her mouth her beejs might be pretty good if you can get by the meth mouth and possum stew breath…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 15, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Posted in Law and Crime

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