Here are your Snickers, now put down the gun
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times: candy is a gateway drug for our children. Sugar highs and turn to real ones in a blink of an eye!
Don’t believe me? Well a woman in Aiken, SC didn’t when she approached a group of neighborhing boys and jokingly told him she was going to steal his halloween candy. This gag “turned sour when one boy pulled a 9-mm pistol and said, ‘No you’re not’.” The woman then called the cops who found that the both boys were packing heat as they trick or treated. No doubt they were dressed as Tea Parties.
Perhaps the biggest lesson here isn’t so much that sugar is our national drug of choice (’cause we already knew that), but rather that people should think twice before handing out raisins and pennies at Halloween, as our nation’s children will no pop a cap in your ass.