Kids, say goodbye to Poppop Yayo
Well that would explain why Grandpa bought a condo in Bogota instead of Boca…
An 87-year-old man was arrested today from Michigan City, Indiana with $2.9 million in cocaine in his car. Damn Grandpa! I know things must be just AWFUL in a place named Michigan City, Indiana (seriously was Somalia City, Chechnya too nice for this guy?), but drugs are not the way to solve your problems old timer!
Now what would an octogenarian do with $2.9 million in blow (besides snort a bunch of it and go nuts on old-person TV favorite The Price Is Right)? Well besides telling you about how much that same amount of cocaine was worth in 1935 ($400!), he was probably moving this stuff to off set coming huge cuts in Social Security payments.
See that government? Cutting entitlements=old people drug cartels. Just sayin’.