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Sic semper tyrannis: Qaddafi qilled

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Let’s take a brief pause from dissecting the Cain presidential campaign/the corpse of a drifter to acknowledge the death of Muammar Qaddafi, who with his penchant for shiny cars, petrodollars and vicious treatment of prisoners might have made a fine Texan.

Qaddafi was killed today in his home town of Sirte, effectively putting an end to the Libyan uprising. There are some really graphic photos of Qaddafi’s dead body, but really they’re about as horrifying as those 2007 photos of Qaddafi doing a full crotch shot while getting out of Paris Hilton’s Bentley. Oh sure, Qaddafi was a brutal, bat shit dictator, but you have to feel bad for his group of sexy female bodyguards, known as the Amazonian guard, who will now be unemployed! “Well ma’am while we’re very impressed with your ability to kill an assassin using a high heeled shoe, I’m concerned about your lack of Microsoft Office skills. You might not be a good fit for this company and its…(Amazon snaps HR Director’s neck).”

Indeed, a pimp until the very end, Qaddafi defended himself with a gun made of gold. You’ve got some big crazy shoes to fill Kim Jong Il. You’ve got some big evil crazy shoes to fill.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 20, 2011 at 10:46 am

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