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Congress passes legislation all over itself, the sheets

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I’ve suddenly realized why Congress is full of such angry angry people. You know how abstaining from, umm, the more carnal pleasures eventually makes one antsy, high strung and generally frustrated? And, ya know, also is the basis behind all the thinking of the Catholic church? Well that’s how the House and Senate feel, as like a horny 16 year old on a month long family camping trip they haven’t shot their legislative wad.

But today they did! The House just passed a long-delayed free trade pact with Colombia that’s on its way to certain victory in the Senate. Isn’t that so weird? The Congress is…doing something. Oh sure their not as good as they used to be, but damn does it feel good to LEGISLATE.

Wooo! I need a cigarette…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm

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