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Friendly’s dies (Presumably of cardiac arrest)

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It is a sad but universal truth that time marches on. Well, sometimes it doesn’t so much “march” as it does waddle towards its rascal scooter…

After years of pioneering research into the physical limits of where chefs’ could put cheese (Grilled Cheese Cheeseburgers and Mac-n-Cheese Quesidillas anyone?), the restaurant chain Friendly’s is reportedly planning to file for bankruptcy.

Business analysts claim that mid-sized chain restaurants have been badly effected by the recession, but we all know that secretly it’s because their clientele has the bad fortune of constant heart explosions. Yay, for just as Jesus told of the man whose house was destroyed because he built upon the sand, so too can a restaurant be destroyed when it is built on deep fried ranch dressing balls.

Sad. 

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Posted in Food

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  1. I had no idea Friendly’s even existed anymore. I haven’t seen one since college.

    Savory Simple

    September 30, 2011 at 2:39 pm


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