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Tramp Stamps at the Post Office

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I’m pretty sure the only way to make the Post Office revelant again would be to hang out free blowjobs with every roll of stamps but since that’s only legal in Nevada, I guess the USPS has settled on shaking up stamps themselves to get people’s attention. The Post Office then recently announced that living people can now be featured on US Stamps. The rule used to be that you had to be dead for 5 years before you go a stamp. I guess Steve Irwin died for nothing!

This development alarms me though: honoring only dead people has a way of weeding out the people who don’t really deserve that great honor. Mail is still kind of emotionally important, ya know? Do you really want to send Grannie a thank you note with the cast of The Jersey Shore on it? Or what about mailing your wedding invitation with a stamp celebrating Kim Kardashian’s giant ass? Unless the theme of your wedding is “Armenian brothel” in which case go ahead and I’ll have the chicken!

Ahahaha. Stamp collecting blog posts are fun.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 27, 2011 at 1:14 pm

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  1. Great job over again. Thanks a lot.

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